![]() ![]() “Meet the killer whale… with a license to practice law!? Orca in the Court, tonight on Sick, Sad World.” 50. “What deadly new diseases can you pick up… by sitting down? Toilet Seat Terror, next on Sick, Sad World.” 51. ![]() “Neonatal Skinheads, next on Sick, Sad World.” 52. “What does your foot odor say about your sexual prowess? Sniffing For Love on the next Sick, Sad World.” 55. Tanked in a Tutu, when Sick, Sad World returns.” 56. “When these ballerinas work out at the bar, they work out at the bar. “The nightmare story of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong, when Sick, Sad World returns.” 57. “Tonight on Sick, Sad World prime-time special, with people just like you, only more pathetic.” 58. “…From outer space, to in our face! Aliens walk among us, a Sick, Sad World exclusive.” 59. ![]() SSW Reporter: “And you say you wrote every word yourself?” 60. And it’s got big margins to draw your own pictures. SSW Guest: ( French accent ) “But you see…what’s different about my encyclopedia is you only buy the letters you find attractive. SSW Reporter: “An encyclopedia is an unusual product for a super-model to promote, isn’t it?” “Could a steady diet of pet food bring out the animal in you? Got a dog-dish full of love, tonight on Sick, Sad World.” 61. They act almost normal, but something’s off.” 62. “Death or velvety green? Homicidal houseplants next, on Sick, Sad World.” 63. Ranking jokes is funny, right? There is no real criteria here, just whatever makes me laugh the most. It’s the Sick, Sad World promos and teasers, and I’ve decided to round them all up and rank them. Morgendorffer’s obliviousness and naivety. The funniest thing about the show is not Jane’s witty sarcasm, or Daria’s sardonic sense of humor, or Mr. Just imagine how much better off we’d be if that hadn’t started the snowball of life ruining world events that led to the current nightmare we all live in. Sure, it dipped into the 2000s, but mostly the pre-9/11 section of that decade where everything was still not shitty. It’s a perfect mix of nostalgia, dark humor, pathos, and ’90s attitude. When the spin-off came out, Daria, it quickly became one of my all-time favorite shows, and is criminally underrated. It was basically the only thing I watched as a kid, and I love everything juvenile about that time Tom Green, TRL with Carson Daly, Eminem music videos, Andy Milonakis, Celebrity Deathmatch, Jackass, and of course Beavis and Butthead. ![]()
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